We were not lovers, we were love.– Jeanette Winterson
jonsn: How can I replace my fingernails with plastic fingernails that will never grow?
mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
shigaretto: i need you to fuck me as hard as i hate myself
Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone...– When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating. It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems
people who refer to things as being “pure sex” are not the kind of people I want anything to do with.
All relationships are doomed. If you emotionally undress in front of someone,...– Howard, Fresh Meat
This afternoon, we walked into a fruit store, and the clerk thinks I’m...
I am somehow less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain...– Stephen Jay Gould
Anonymous asked: When i watch your blog i want to make love with you,all day all night...